Here is another wonderful conversation between my cousin and and myself.
CousinEric: ma feme ne me fait jamais
Dan: what in the shit are you talking about
CousinEric: french
Dan: i didnt ask you to speak communist!
CousinEric: french has a president like us
CousinEric: except they eat cheese
Dan: i dont know where you get your information
Dan: its a COMMUNIST COUNTRY
Dan: they are red sons of bitches
CousinEric: france isnt a communist country where do YOU get your facts?
Dan: i think your a communist
CousinEric: good
CousinEric: i have russian and kraut in me
Dan: i had sauerkraut last week
CousinEric: i hate sauerkraut
Dan: then why do you have it in you?
CousinEric: kraut as in german blood
Dan: uh huh
Dan: kraut as in COMMUNIST!
CousinEric: krauts wernt communist
Dan: yes they were
Dan: THEY ALL WERE
CousinEric: it was a dictatorship
Dan: since when do you know anything? im in college. i know these things
CousinEric: i know a lot about WWII
Dan: uh huh
Dan: suuuuuuuure
CousinEric: do you know what sector omoha beach was?
Dan: but the communists attacked America during the Civil War
CousinEric: the civil was was north VS south
CousinEric: civil war*
Dan: uh uh
Dan: you have your facts all wrong

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