Anthony Previte: Close Call
Dan Previte: wow, that is amazing
Anthony Previte: yup
Dan Previte: you can't even see anything in the road
Anthony Previte: nope
Dan Previte: I'm glad I'm fat/gay/not in iraq
Anthony Previte: what does the fat/gay thing have to do with it?
Dan Previte: military doesnt want fat queers. its been proven, duh.
Dan Previte: the fat thing they can look past because they can fix that.
Dan Previte: but you can't correct a healthy love of the cock
Dan Previte: (that's just always fun to say)
Anthony Previte: ha. they have the dont ask dont tell policy
Dan Previte: I tell, I'm a bad boy
Dan Previte: "I cant be drafted!!! I like penises! PENISIS!"
Anthony Previte: but they didn't ask. I think they just ignore you, unless you go around raping other young men
Dan Previte: I can do that, and convert the others
Anthony Previte: is that from something?
Dan Previte: Every dream I've ever had.