Edit: For all of you people searching for s u p e r c o c k s, what's wrong with you? Is it supposed to wear a cape or something?

So today I go to Supercuts because I'm a cheap bastard and they're right around the corner, and some new guy (I think) who must have been drunk butchered my head. He cut my hair really short with the scissors on the sides going up, so now I look like I'm going bald which makes me look older. I think he fucked up on one side, and decided to even it out on the other. I now have the same haircut as Forrest Gump.
I knew things were going bad so I just sat back and went to my happy place. I couldn't see what was going on in the mirror without my glasses anyway.
So that's the last time I'll be going to Supercuts. Thank god my hair grows fast.

I'm Dan Previte, a web developer and a geek in general living in Chicago and working for




i feel ya. i went in and asked for a pixie…and got a dutch boy. which would be fine…if i painted windmills in holland.
it seriously looks like a bowl cut my mom gave me in second grade.
i asked her to take more off the sides and bangs and she flat out said no! haha…
so now i must trek to an actual salon and pay ridiculous amounts of money to have this mop fixed…
supercuts does suck!
Mandy
March 1st, 2008