I'm Dan Previte, a web developer and a geek in general living in Chicago and working for Caxy Inc.

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My Cousin

Friday, July 18th, 2003

Eric: guess what i got
Me: AIDS
Eric: no
Eric: even better
Eric: my license
Me: oh god no
Eric: yes its true
Eric: does that frighten you?
Me: a little bit
Eric: good
Me: then again, it restores some hope
Eric: hope for what?
Me: that you might die in a tragic car accident

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Addicts

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003

People are addicted to weird things. Some people are addicted to cocaine, heroin, alcohol, or tobacco. I am a Mountain Dew addict. Wait, no I’m not, I can stop anytime I want! YOU CAN’T CONTROL ME! ::looks around with shifty eyes:: Anyway. Here in the computer lab there are a lot of people who are [...]

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Marne is a Lesbian

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Marne: ohh funny story
Marne: so last night i went to a party
Dan: uh huh
Marne: i started getting very wasted and men as usualy were flirting like hell with me
Marne: so i have no will power but i don’t want to cheat on my man
Dan: haha
Marne: so my friends plan was for me to pretend like [...]

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Fischerspooner

Sunday, March 2nd, 2003

The other day my new favorite band, Fischerspooner, was on Last Call with Carson Daily. They were introduced as “a little odd, and a little euro.” It was a really cool show. Well, it was as long as Fischerspooner was on. I recommend that you all buy their CD and visit their website which is [...]

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Mountain Dew 3.0

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

Since I know people still visit my site all the time (because the constant bitching about lack of updates hasn’t stopped yet) I thought I’d post something [...]

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