Well, WordPress got borked yesterday when I installed a bunch of plugin updates. I fixed the syntax highlighting by writing my own plugin. It just takes Geshi and does some extra regular expressions to make it look the same in WordPress as it does in E-Texteditor. Here’s an example:

  /**
   * Parser Controller
   *
   **/
  [...]

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Anyone who has ever used a site I’ve built has probably noticed that I get a little lazy when it comes to directions on forms, etc. I usually say something like “Fill out the blah and blah” meaning for someone to fill it in later, and sometimes it just never happens. For example, here’s a [...]

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Last.fm, why would I like a band called To Suck My Dick? What are you trying to say? Hmm?!

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More ridiculous comments:
 
The article is kinda boring, but the comments are amazing. The headline is a reference to a Derrick Comedy bit, and then the comments go downhill from there.
If you’ve found my blog while googling my name before doing a job interview or something, how about you read one of these instead.  [...]

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Edit: For all of you people searching for s u p e r c o c k s, what’s wrong with you? Is it supposed to wear a cape or something?

So today I go to Supercuts because I’m a cheap bastard and they’re right around the corner, and some new guy (I think) who must [...]

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