Anyone who has ever used a site I’ve built has probably noticed that I get a little lazy when it comes to directions on forms, etc. I usually say something like “Fill out the blah and blah” meaning for someone to fill it in later, and sometimes it just never happens. For example, here’s a [...]

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Last.fm, why would I like a band called To Suck My Dick? What are you trying to say? Hmm?!

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More ridiculous comments:
 
The article is kinda boring, but the comments are amazing. The headline is a reference to a Derrick Comedy bit, and then the comments go downhill from there.
If you’ve found my blog while googling my name before doing a job interview or something, how about you read one of these instead.  [...]

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Edit: For all of you people searching for s u p e r c o c k s, what’s wrong with you? Is it supposed to wear a cape or something?

So today I go to Supercuts because I’m a cheap bastard and they’re right around the corner, and some new guy (I think) who must [...]

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$100 fucking dollars because I was parked in front of a fire hydrant (the only place to park for a few minutes) in front of my building. I was on my way home from work and had to pee so badly I was bouncing in the car. I was there for less than 10 minutes [...]

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