Asking a co-worker about Lemon Party (NSFW):
Dan Previte: If you had to be one of those guys, which would it be?
Laurence: I’d be the dude getting a blow job thinking it was a hot chick.
Dan Previte: BZZT! The correct answer is “the guy taking the picture”
Dan Previte: homo.

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Erika: i want to go to egypt
Erika: what are your thoughts on turkey?
Dan Previte: if you want to be beheaded
Dan Previte: but I know you like the unclipped savages
Erika:Woah

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Anthony Previte: Close Call
Dan Previte: wow, that is amazing
Anthony Previte: yup
Dan Previte: you can’t even see anything in the road
Anthony Previte: nope
Dan Previte: I’m glad I’m fat/gay/not in iraq
Anthony Previte: what does the fat/gay thing have to do with it?
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Steven Hargrove: i just bought an ipod
Steven Hargrove: i feel dirty
Dan Previte: i read “i feel dirty” first and so expected a “i did something gay” story
Dan Previte: and then I was disappointed
Steven Hargrove: hahaahahah
Steven Hargrove: hey, thats gay enough
Dan Previte: not unless you bought it while you had your dick in another mans mouth
Steven [...]

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Dan: I should have done this for my laptop.
Brett: doesn’t that kind of defeat the portability?
Dan: maybe…
Dan: but what does it do for awesomeability?
Brett: true true

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