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Dan Just realized that in the next 4 weeks I'll make more than I used to make in a year at Circuit City.

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Haggard's Law ? http://www.indecision...r-lexicon/
2 days ago

@noesym He said... ovaries?
4 days ago

Watching Driwning Mona on Netflix. I love this stupid movie.
4 days ago

@jdstiffler Good, cheap Mexican food. http://bit.ly/aOr1Ky
5 days ago

The Can't Buy Me Love/Love Don't Cost a Thing joke from the new episode of Community is genious.
5 days ago

Last.fm recently listened to:

1. Aphex Twin - Gwely Mernans
2. DJ Sammy - Boys Of Summer
3. The String Quartet - The Trick is to Keep Breathing
4. Bodyrockers - Round And Round
5. VA - Ministry of Sound - 05 - MOS - Sessions Ten (Subliminal