I'm Dan Previte, a web developer and a geek in general living in Chicago and working for Caxy Inc.

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I work with queers

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Asking a co-worker about Lemon Party (NSFW):
Dan Previte: If you had to be one of those guys, which would it be?
Laurence: I’d be the dude getting a blow job thinking it was a hot chick.
Dan Previte: BZZT! The correct answer is “the guy taking the picture”
Dan Previte: homo.

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IM Conversation

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Erika: i want to go to egypt
Erika: what are your thoughts on turkey?
Dan Previte: if you want to be beheaded
Dan Previte: but I know you like the unclipped savages
Erika:Woah

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Iraq

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Anthony Previte: Close Call
Dan Previte: wow, that is amazing
Anthony Previte: yup
Dan Previte: you can’t even see anything in the road
Anthony Previte: nope
Dan Previte: I’m glad I’m fat/gay/not in iraq
Anthony Previte: what does the fat/gay thing have to do with it?
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Random Conversation #920342340

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Steven Hargrove: i just bought an ipod
Steven Hargrove: i feel dirty
Dan Previte: i read “i feel dirty” first and so expected a “i did something gay” story
Dan Previte: and then I was disappointed
Steven Hargrove: hahaahahah
Steven Hargrove: hey, thats gay enough
Dan Previte: not unless you bought it while you had your dick in another mans mouth
Steven [...]

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Random IM Conversation #092342304

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Dan: I should have done this for my laptop.
Brett: doesn’t that kind of defeat the portability?
Dan: maybe…
Dan: but what does it do for awesomeability?
Brett: true true

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