I'm Dan Previte, a web developer and a geek in general living in Chicago and working for Caxy Inc.

Archive for the 'IM Conversation' Category

AIM is fun

Wednesday, November 5th, 2003

Here is another wonderful conversation between my cousin and and myself.
CousinEric: ma feme ne me fait jamais
Dan: what in the shit are you talking about
CousinEric: french
Dan: i didnt ask you to speak communist!
CousinEric: french has a president like us
CousinEric: except they eat cheese
Dan: i dont know where you get your information
Dan: its a COMMUNIST COUNTRY
Dan: [...]

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My Cousin

Friday, July 18th, 2003

Eric: guess what i got
Me: AIDS
Eric: no
Eric: even better
Eric: my license
Me: oh god no
Eric: yes its true
Eric: does that frighten you?
Me: a little bit
Eric: good
Me: then again, it restores some hope
Eric: hope for what?
Me: that you might die in a tragic car accident

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My Brother

Wednesday, May 21st, 2003

Anthony: www.cedarpoint.com
Anthony: look at the picture in the top right corner
Anthony: top thrill dragster looks like a giant illuminated penis

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Marne is a Lesbian

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Marne: ohh funny story
Marne: so last night i went to a party
Dan: uh huh
Marne: i started getting very wasted and men as usualy were flirting like hell with me
Marne: so i have no will power but i don’t want to cheat on my man
Dan: haha
Marne: so my friends plan was for me to pretend like [...]

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