I'm Dan Previte, a web developer and a geek in general living in Chicago and working for Caxy Inc.

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Drinking Their Youth

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Anthony Previte: Man Accused Of Obtaining Boys’ Urine To Drink - News Story - WEWS Cleveland
Dan Previte: that’s illegal?
Anthony Previte: at least in ohio
Dan Previte: creepy
Anthony Previte: “drinking their youth”
Dan Previte: its like what Bette Midler did in Hocus Pocus
Anthony Previte: pretty much
Dan Previte: just sexier
Anthony Previte: i wonder if they have to be virgins

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Google News: Hillary & General Zod?

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Kneel Before Zod!
Apparently Hillary Clinton is considering General Zod, the former leader of the planet Krypton’s military, as her running mate.
It has to be true. Google News says so. I guess their satire filter isn’t working today.
Here’s the article. Campaign Website

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My Birthday Came Early This Year

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

So Anthony and the Internets have given me the best possible gift for my birthday this year. Maybe even better than the news of the new season of Venture Brothers.
The entire first (only) season Manhattan AZ is on Hulu! This means nothing to any of you fuckers out there because obviously no one watched it [...]

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The Venture Brothers Season 3 Preview

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

The greatest thing that could ever happen in my life has happened. That’s right. There’s a new season of Venture Brothers.
A preview aired at the New York Comic-Con, and now we the wonderfulness here to share with you. The new season premieres June 1st on adult swim.

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