Facebook Status:
Dan My co-workers and I are watching monitor porn together. http://youtu.be/c1TOAXAbOAI.

Twitter Status:
Are people on twitter competing to see who's had the most abortions? http://bit.ly/9UhlDb
about 17 hours ago

@varfunc Just Photoshop.
about 19 hours ago

@dhorrigan Hah, I was just wondering if anyone would notice. None are actual jerks. :)
about 19 hours ago

I want this so badly. http://bit.ly/bp9mVx
about 21 hours ago

My co-workers and I are watching monitor porn together. http://youtu.be/c1TOAXAbOAI
about 38 hours ago

Last.fm recently listened to:

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